Fireball Whiskey

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods;
they have not forgotten this.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.

Men look like pandas when they try and put make-up on.

We are born princes and the civilizing process makes us frogs.

A man might befriend a wolf, even break a wolf, but no man could truly tame a wolf.

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly.

You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.

The world of men is dreaming, it has gone mad in its sleep, and a snake is strangling it, but it can't wake up.

Love is not love, without a violin playing goat.